A man from the US has used a set of bazaar excuses after he was arrested for disturbing the peace, and even one with a cartoon character.
The Louisiana man used the excuses that SpongeBob SquarePants had taken his paperwork, and that god had battleships and had not deployed them yet.
Police were called after 24-year-old Jonathan Porter was witnessed walking up and down a street, screaming and cursing.
Deputies say they found a white substance on the side of his mouth, as well as meth and a pain killer in his pocket. The report also states he resisted arrest.