I almost wish this could happen to me.
A man has been nabbed for breaking into an office building, then proceeding to smash down $200 worth of chocolate.
Police say the man broke into the office and went straight for a bowl of Choccies, then falling victim to what we’ve all dealt with many times: the food coma!
When police arrived the man was found chilling on the couch in the dark, with his jacket, watch and shoes off. He reportedly told police “You will have to kill me to take me to jail.”
We have many questions, most important being who leaves $200 worth of chocolate in an office? We are not for stealing but if it was near me I would jump right on that.