Not The News

Fatigued by the news? Our hosts take you through the happenings that aren’t making headlines, all over the world.

Catch Not The News on air at 6pm every weeknight.

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WEEK 2 – Lachy & Wendy

Episode 10 – Love & Equality for ALL (yes, all)

It’s the final episode of Not the News, and Lachy & Wendy want to spread love and equality all round… including round the animal kingdom!

Episode 9 – Criminals & Caren’s (with a C)

Handsome headshots and things that go *bzzz* in the night?! Sounds like a call for discussion, as Lachy & Wendy tackle a cruel 2020 world.

Episode 8 – The TeddyVille Horror

Lachy & Wendy take a trip up to Central Queensland where “signs” of the town’s soft, fluffy icon have gone missing…

Episode 7 – Cows, Christ & Cool Movies

It’s a Blockbuster episode! Leading stars Lachy & Wendy joined by Homeless Jesus, the Church of the Healthy Body, and golden cows.

Episode 6 – We Love Animals (and tacos)

Check your trampoline! There could be cow having a bounce… New hosts Lachy & Wendy discuss animals on the loose and get a bit spicy with tacos in Iowa.

WEEK 1 – Nikki & Caroline

Episode 5 – The One Where We Stick the Landing

The ladies are at the helm of Not the News for the last time! Tonight — while hacking their way onto the Walkley shortlist — they’re talking Caroline’s path to sainthood, intergalactic fast food and Pennsylvania skin walkers.

Episode 4 – Paywalls All the Way Down

From the deck of the NEXT yacht, the ladies talk justice for killer whales, Brexiting lorry drivers, Andrew Bolt’s Twitter feed, and a retrospective on Michael Leunig’s career.

Episode 3 Our Notes App Apology

The ladies visit the Walmart in Greeley, Colorado to discuss the historiography of dueling, more jobs for bears, torrid Hollywood affairs and Supreme Court Justices: Before They Were Famous.

Episode 2 Big Dumb Birds

On the sophomore episode, it’s political stunts, Loch Ness Monster Watch, Disney Channel drug mules, and those days when you can’t stand your colleagues.

Episode 1 How to Commune Responsibly with Demons

Nikki and Caroline talk spectral charlatanism, Sorkinesque political drama, Bear Patrol, and legs for days.