Kanye Rushing to get God’s Voice Track Rights ahead of New Album “Jesus is King”

In a rush to get God’s clearance: Kanye West

LOS ANGELES—Growing increasingly panicked after realizing that time was running short, Kanye West was reportedly scrambling this week to get sample clearance from God ahead of the release of Jesus Is King. “We sampled God on pretty much every track, so if He doesn’t sign off, then I’m pretty much screwed,” said West, who expressed concern that the album’s release would be delayed once again if his music company didn’t hear back from God’s people soon.

“I actually know Jesus pretty well, so I’m reaching out to him to see if he can help us out.” At press time, a representative for the LordAlmighty had informed West that God is very busy.

The “Poopity Scoop” songwriting genius has contacted various religious institutions across Los Angeles, trying contact our Creator, yet to no avail at this time.