A Real-Life Living Blob Actually Exists

A new creature has been unveiled in Paris and let’s be real it is not like anything else you’ve ever seen.

Paris Zoo has showcased the new organism dubbed the “blob”, a yellowish thing that looks like a fungus yet acts like an animal.

It has no eyes, stomach or mouth but it still has the ability to detect and digest food. It also can heal itself within two minutes if cut in half and is able to move without legs. Wild.

Going on display at the zoo on Saturday, the “blob” amazingly has almost a whopping 720 sexes.

Not much is really known about the organism, however experts know that the “blob” has the capacity to learn and merge with another, transferring knowledge.